dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

muslimmilf:

my new extensions came in :-)

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

elasticitymudflap:

the otp ◡‿◡✿

the otp kissing ◕‿◕✿

the otp doing the do ⊙‿⊙✿

svviffer:

yourtubes:

what if your penis could talk

it would probably be a dick all the time

sassygayalexkralie:

moofable:

hakunamatitties:

doityourselfproject:

Paint primary colors on fan wings

I’m a big fan of this idea. 

i dont know whether to send you cookies or unfollow you for that comment

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti